Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle
*tries to buy self esteem*
*can’t afford it*
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
Remember those swiffer commercials where the broom was like in love and in the background they would play ‘who’s that lady’ and it was just
what are we gonna do?
me when I find a new obsession
- like if you save
- credit to @btrflopz
Reindeers are better than people.